The reporter remarked that he feared that such a liberal diet of cheese would disagree with the eater, but the old man said, "Why, my goodness, sonny, I've been hunting all over the earth for seventeen centuries for something to disagree with me.

That's what I yearn for.

If I could only get dyspepsia once, I might hope to wear myself out.

But it's no use.

I could lunch on a pound of nails and feel as comfortable as a baby after a bottle of milk.