I called to show you a little invention of mine." "Haven't got time to look at it.

I'm busy." "I see you are.

Won't keep you more'n a minute" (removing his hat).
"Look at that hat and tell me how it strikes you." "Oh, don't bother me! I'm not interested in hats just now." "I know you ain't, and that's not a hat.

That's Partridge's Patent Atmospheric Refresher.

Looks exactly like a high hat, don't it?
Now, what's the thing you want most this kind of weather ?" "The thing I want most is to have you skip out of here." "What everybody wants is to keep cool, of course.