[Elbow-Room by Charles Heber Clark (AKA Max Adeler)]@TWC D-Link bookElbow-Room CHAPTER XXIV 7/16
The first was Tompkins' case. A man called at the colonel's law-office one day and said, "Colonel, my name is Tompkins.
I called to see you about a dog difficulty that bewilders me, and I thought maybe you might throw some light on it--might give me the law points, so's I'd know whether it was worth while suing or not. "Well, colonel, you see me and Potts went into partnership on a dog; we bought him.
He was a setter; and me and Potts went shares on him, so's to take him out a-hunting.
It was never exactly settled which half of him I owned and which half belonged to Potts; but I formed an idea in my own mind that the hind end was Tompkins' and the front end Potts'.
Consequence was that when the dog barked I always said, 'There goes Potts half exercising himself;' and when the dog's tail wagged, I always considered that my end was being agitated.
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