We cannot justly permit that grand aboriginal man who once held sway over this mighty continent to be filled with desolation and misery by the inaccessibility of the scalps of his fellow-creatures.

My idea, therefore, is to bring those scalps within his reach, even when they are baldest and shiniest.

But how ?" "That'll do now.

Don't want to hear any more." "Here my ingenuity comes into play.

I have invented a simple little machine which I call 'The Patent Adjustable Atmospheric Scalp-lifter.' Here it is.