Afterwards he went in high glee to the late Lord Lauderdale, calling out, "I've cheated the Seceders the day, my lord; I've cheated the Seceders." Jemmy had long harboured a dislike to the steward on the property, which he made manifest in the following manner:--Lord Lauderdale and Sir Anthony Maitland used to take him out shooting; and one day Lord Maitland (he was then), on having to cross the Leader, said, "Now, Jemmy, you shall carry me through the water," which Jemmy duly did.

The steward, who was shooting with them, expected the same service, and accordingly said, "Now, Jemmy, you must carry _me_ over." "Vera weel," said Jemmy.

He took the steward on his back, and when he had carefully carried him half-way across the river he paid off his grudge by dropping him quietly into the water.
A daft individual used to frequent the same district, about whom a variety of opinions were entertained,--some people thinking him not so foolish as he sometimes seemed.

On one occasion a person, wishing to test whether he knew the value of money, held out a sixpence and a penny, and offered him his choice.

"I'll tak the wee ane," he said, giving as his modest reason, "I'se no be greedy." At another time, a miller laughing at him for his witlessness, he said, "Some things I ken, and some I dinna ken." On being asked what he knew, he said, "I ken a miller has aye a gey fat sou." "An' what d'ye no ken ?" said the miller.
"Ou," he returned, "I dinna ken wha's expense she's fed at." A very amusing collision of one of those penurious lairds, already referred to, a certain Mr.Gordon of Rothie, with a half-daft beggar wanderer of the name of Jock Muilton, has been recorded.