"The enemy dares to attack us in our own lines!" "Bolt the door, and let him knock till he's tired," suggested one.
"Open it suddenly, and deluge him with water!" cried another.
"Tar and feather him!" proposed a third.
In the meantime, Monsieur Bobinet, happily ignorant of these agreeable schemes for his reception, continued to thunder away upon the outer panels, accompanying the raps with occasional loud coughs, and hems, and stampings of the feet.
"Hush! do nothing violent," cried Mueller, scenting a practical joke.
"Let us invite him in, and make fun of him.

It will be ever so much more amusing!" And with this he drove the rest somewhat back and threw open the door, upon the outer threshold of which, with a stick in one hand and a bedroom candle in the other, and a flowered dressing-gown tied round his ample waist by a cord and tassels, stood Monsieur Bobinet.
Mueller received him with a profound bow, and said:-- "Monsieur Bobinet, I believe ?" Monsieur Bobinet, who was very bald, very cross, and very stout, cast an irritable glance into the room, but, seeing so many people, drew back and said:-- "Yes, that is my name, Monsieur.

I lodge on the fourth floor...." "But pray walk in, Monsieur Bobinet," said Mueller, opening the door still wider and bowing still more profoundly.
"Monsieur," returned the fourth-floor lodger, "I--I only come to complain...." "Whatever the occasion of this honor, Monsieur," pursued the student, with increasing politeness, "we cannot suffer you to remain on the landing.

Pray do us the favor to walk in." "Oh, walk in--pray walk in, Monsieur Bobinet," echoed Jules, Gustave, and Adrien, all together.
The fourth-floor lodger hesitated; took a step forward; thought, perhaps, that, since we were all so polite, he would do his best to conciliate us; and, glancing down nervously at his dressing-gown and slippers, said:-- "Really, gentlemen, I should have much pleasure, but I am not prepared...." "Don't mention it, Monsieur Bobinet," said Mueller.

"We are delighted to receive you.