12 Univee was amused.

Kerry read "Dorian Gray" and simulated Lord Henry, following Amory about, addressing him as "Dorian" and pretending to encourage in him wicked fancies and attenuated tendencies to ennui.

When he carried it into Commons, to the amazement of the others at table, Amory became furiously embarrassed, and after that made epigrams only before D'Invilliers or a convenient mirror.
One day Tom and Amory tried reciting their own and Lord Dunsany's poems to the music of Kerry's graphophone.
"Chant!" cried Tom.

"Don't recite! Chant!" Amory, who was performing, looked annoyed, and claimed that he needed a record with less piano in it.

Kerry thereupon rolled on the floor in stifled laughter.
"Put on 'Hearts and Flowers'!" he howled.