His dog, Count Del Monte, ate the red cap, so his uncle gave him a gray one that pulled down over his face.

The trouble with this one was that you breathed into it and your breath froze; one day the darn thing froze his cheek.

He rubbed snow on his cheek, but it turned bluish-black just the same.
***** The Count Del Monte ate a box of bluing once, but it didn't hurt him.
Later, however, he lost his mind and ran madly up the street, bumping into fences, rolling in gutters, and pursuing his eccentric course out of Amory's life.

Amory cried on his bed.
"Poor little Count," he cried.

"Oh, _poor_ little _Count!_" After several months he suspected Count of a fine piece of emotional acting.
***** Amory and Frog Parker considered that the greatest line in literature occurred in Act III of "Arsene Lupin." They sat in the first row at the Wednesday and Saturday matinees.