My friend Graham Moffatt wrote a play I was in, once, that was no sicca poor success--"A Scrape o' the Pen" it was called.

I won't count the revues I've been in; they're more like a variety show than a regular theatrical performance, any nicht in the week.
I suppose every man that's ever stepped before the footlichts has thought o' some day appearing in a character from Wull Shakespeare's plays, and I'm no exception tae the rule.

I'll gae further; I'll say that every man that's ever been any sort of actor at a' has thought o' playing Hamlet, Prince of Denmark.

But I made up ma mind, lang ago, that Hamlet was nae for me.

Syne then, though, I've thought of another o' Shakespeare's characters I'd no mind playing.