If I ever have time I will write a paper all by myself.

It won't be patchy.

We had no time to make it an illustrated paper, but I drew the ship going down with all hands for the first copy.

But the typewriter can't draw ships, so it was left out in the other copies.

The time the first paper took to write out no one would believe! This was the Newspaper: THE LEWISHAM RECORDER EDITORS: DORA AND OSWALD BASTABLE -- ---------- EDITORIAL NOTE Every paper is written for some reason.