[The Cruise of the Jasper B. by Don Marquis]@TWC D-Link bookThe Cruise of the Jasper B. CHAPTER VI 22/23
And any friend of th' little dame here is a friend o' mine." The diminutive, on Elmer's lips, was intended as a compliment; Lady Agatha was not a small woman. "Elmer," said Lady Agatha, "tell Mr.Cleggett how the mistake occurred." Oratory was evidently not Elmer's strongest point.
But he braced himself for the effort and began: "When th' skoit here says she wants the big boob punched I says to m'self, foist of all: 'Is it right or is it wrong ?' Oncet youse got that reform high sign put onto youse, youse can't be too careful.
Do youse get me? So when th' skoit here puts it up to me I thinks foist off: 'Is it right or is it wrong ?' See? So I thinks it over and I says to m'self th' big boob's been pullin' rough stuff on th' little dame here.
Do youse get me? So I says to m'self, the big boob ought to get a wallop on the nut.
See? What th' big gink needs is someone to bounce a brick off his bean, f'r th' dame here's a square little dame. Do youse get me? So I says to the little dame: 'I'm wit' youse, see? W'at th' big gink needs is a mont' in th' hospital.' An' the little dame here says he's not to be croaked, but----" But at that instant Teddy, the Pomeranian, sprang towards the uncovered hatchway that gave into the hold, barking violently.
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