Is it true ?" Ivan began to laugh heartily on hearing this, and said: "Well, how I alone can punish you with death is something I cannot understand.

If I was not a fool myself I would be able to explain it to you, but as it is I cannot." "Well, then, we will not go," they said.
"Very well," replied Ivan, "you need not become soldiers unless you wish to." The old devil, seeing his schemes about to prove failures, went to the ruler of Tarakania and became his friend, saying: "Let us go and conquer Ivan's kingdom.

He has no money, but he has plenty of cattle, provisions, and various other things that would be useful to us." The Tarakanian ruler gathered his large army together, and equipping it with cannons and rifles, crossed the boundary line into Ivan's kingdom.
The people went to Ivan and said: "The ruler of Tarakania is here with a large army to fight us." "Let them come," replied Ivan.
The Tarakanian ruler, after crossing the line into Ivan's kingdom, looked in vain for soldiers to fight against; and waiting some time and none appearing, he sent his own warriors to attack the villages.
They soon reached the first village, which they began to plunder.
The fools of both sexes looked calmly on, offering not the least resistance when their cattle and provisions were being taken from them.
On the contrary, they invited the soldiers to come and live with them, saying: "If you, dear friends, find it is difficult to earn a living in your own land, come and live with us, where everything is plentiful." The soldiers decided to remain, finding the people happy and prosperous, with enough surplus food to supply many of their neighbors.

They were surprised at the cordial greetings which they everywhere received, and, returning to the ruler of Tarakania, they said: "We cannot fight with these people--take us to another place.

We would much prefer the dangers of actual warfare to this unsoldierly method of subduing the village." The Tarakanian ruler, becoming enraged, ordered the soldiers to destroy the whole kingdom, plunder the villages, burn the houses and provisions, and slaughter the cattle.
"Should you disobey my orders," said he, "I will have every one of you executed." The soldiers, becoming frightened, started to do as they were ordered, but the fools wept bitterly, offering no resistance, men, women, and children all joining in the general lamentation.
"Why do you treat us so cruelly ?" they cried to the invading soldiers.
"Why do you wish to destroy everything we have?
If you have more need of these things than we have, why not take them with you and leave us in peace ?" The soldiers, becoming saddened with remorse, refused further to pursue their path of destruction--the entire army scattering in many directions..