Why won't you draw Aunt Rachel, Ida?
I think she'd make a very striking picture." "So I will," said Ida, hesitatingly, "if she will let me." "Now, Aunt Rachel, there's a chance for you," said Jack.

"Take my advice, and improve it.

When it's finished it can be hung up in the Art Rooms, and who knows but you may secure a husband by it." "I wouldn't marry," said Rachel, firmly compressing her lips; "not if anybody'd go down on their knees to me." "Now, I'm sure, Aunt Rachel, that's cruel of you," said Jack, demurely.
"There ain't any man I'd trust my happiness to," pursued the spinster.
"She hasn't any to trust," observed Jack, _sotto voce_.
"Men are all deceivers," continued Rachel, "the best of 'em.

You can't believe what one of 'em says.

It would be a great deal better if people never married at all." "Then where would the world be a hundred years hence ?" suggested her nephew.
"Come to an end, most likely," answered Aunt Rachel; "and I'm not sure but that would be the best thing.