Shall I tell you this History ?' I answered that She would oblige me much by relating it: She resumed her drawing, and then proceeded as follows in a tone of burlesqued gravity.
'It is surprising that in all the Chronicles of past times, this remarkable Personage is never once mentioned.

Fain would I recount to you her life; But unluckily till after her death She was never known to have existed.

Then first did She think it necessary to make some noise in the world, and with that intention She made bold to seize upon the Castle of Lindenberg.

Having a good taste, She took up her abode in the best room of the House: and once established there, She began to amuse herself by knocking about the tables and chairs in the middle of the night.

Perhaps She was a bad Sleeper, but this I have never been able to ascertain.