[Domestic Manners of the Americans by Fanny Trollope]@TWC D-Link bookDomestic Manners of the Americans CHAPTER 14 11/16
I saw the same sort of thing repeated on different occasions at least a dozen times; e.g.a young lady is employed in making a shirt, (which it would be a symptom of absolute depravity to name), a gentleman enters, and presently begins the sprightly dialogue with "What are you making Miss Clarissa ?" "Only a frock for my sister's doll, sir." "A frock? not possible.
Don't I see that it is not a frock? Come, Miss Clarissa, what is it ?" "Tis just an apron for one of our Negroes, Mr.Smith." "How can you.
Miss Clarissa! why is not the two side joined together? I expect you were better tell me what it is." "My! why then Mr.Smith, it is just a pillow-case." "Now that passes.
Miss Clarissa! 'Tis a pillow-case for a giant then.
Shall I guess, Miss ?" "Quit, Mr.Smith; behave yourself, or I'll certainly be affronted." Before the conversation arrives at this point, both gentleman and lady are in convulsions of laughter.
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