And they was a long string of diseases printed in black hanging down from each organ's picture.

I never knowed before they was so many diseases nor yet so many things to have 'em in.
Well, I was feeling purty good when that show started.

But the doc, he kep' looking right at me every now and then when he talked, and I couldn't keep my eyes off'n him.
"Does your heart beat fast when you exercise ?" he asts the crowd.

"Is your tongue coated after meals?
Do your eyes leak when your nose is stopped up?
Do you perspire under your arm pits?
Do you ever have a ringing in your ears?
Does your stomach hurt you after meals?
Does your back ever ache?
Do you ever have pains in your legs?
Do your eyes blur when you look at the sun?
Are your teeth coated?
Does your hair come out when you comb it?
Is your breath short when you walk up stairs?
Do your feet swell in warm weather?
Are there white spots on your finger nails?
Do you draw your breath part of the time through one nostril and part of the time through the other?
Do you ever have nightmare?
Did your nose bleed easily when you were growing up?
Does your skin fester when scratched?
Are your eyes gummy in the mornings?
Then," he says, "if you have any or all of these symptoms, your blood is bad, and your liver is wasting away." Well, sir, I seen I was in a bad way, fur at one time or another I had had most of them there signs and warnings, and hadn't heeded 'em, and I had some of 'em yet.

I begun to feel kind o' sick, and looking at them organs and diseases didn't help me none, either.