He lost his job after a while and become an evangelist.

Which it don't make no difference what one of them does, nohow.
But Hank, he always thought he had been baptized reg'lar.

And he never was the same afterward.

He had made his life-long brags, and his pride was broke in that there one pertic'ler spot.

And he sorrered and grieved over it a good 'eal, and got grouchier and grouchier and meaner and meaner, and lickered oftener, if anything.