There was a medicine show here, with Indians and cowboys, and that sort of thing.

One day the Indians and cowboys got intoxicated and they went through Main Street like a tornado.
They were yelling and shooting, and had people all along the street running for cover.

Even the chief of police, though he wasn't a coward, ran into safety.
"In the midst of it all Dick Prescott, Greg Holmes, Tom Reade and Harry Hazelton came out of an ice cream parlor.

Tom and Harry got a glimpse of the very Wild West looking company of yellers and shooters.

Tom and Harry have seen enough Indians and cowboys to know the real thing--and that these were only poor imitations.