To go on with my story: I stayed with Mrs.Judge Tibbett till I got sick of her fussy ways.

She made a simpleton of herself over those poodles.

Each one had a high chair at the table, and a plate, and they always sat in these chairs and had meals with her, and the servants all called them Master Bijou, and Master Tot, and Miss Tiny, and Miss Fluff.
One day they tried to make me sit in a chair, and I got cross and bit Mrs.Tibbett, and she beat me cruelly, and her servants stoned me away from the house." "Speaking about fools, Dandy," I said, "if it is polite to call a lady one, I should say that that lady was one.

Dogs shouldn't be put out of their place.

Why didn't she have some poor children at her table, and in her carriage, and let the dogs run behind ?" "Easy to see you don't know New York," said Dandy, with a laugh.