Mr.Jinks, take his words down.' The unfortunate Grummer proceeded to re-state his complaint, but, what between Mr.Jinks's taking down his words, and the magistrate's taking them up, his natural tendency to rambling, and his extreme confusion, he managed to get involved, in something under three minutes, in such a mass of entanglement and contradiction, that Mr.Nupkins at once declared he didn't believe him.

So the fines were remitted, and Mr.Jinks found a couple of bail in no time.

And all these solemn proceedings having been satisfactorily concluded, Mr.Grummer was ignominiously ordered out--an awful instance of the instability of human greatness, and the uncertain tenure of great men's favour.
Mrs.Nupkins was a majestic female in a pink gauze turban and a light brown wig.

Miss Nupkins possessed all her mamma's haughtiness without the turban, and all her ill-nature without the wig; and whenever the exercise of these two amiable qualities involved mother and daughter in some unpleasant dilemma, as they not infrequently did, they both concurred in laying the blame on the shoulders of Mr.Nupkins.
Accordingly, when Mr.Nupkins sought Mrs.Nupkins, and detailed the communication which had been made by Mr.Pickwick, Mrs.Nupkins suddenly recollected that she had always expected something of the kind; that she had always said it would be so; that her advice was never taken; that she really did not know what Mr.Nupkins supposed she was; and so forth.
'The idea!' said Miss Nupkins, forcing a tear of very scanty proportions into the corner of each eye; 'the idea of my being made such a fool of!' 'Ah! you may thank your papa, my dear,' said Mrs.Nupkins; 'how I have implored and begged that man to inquire into the captain's family connections; how I have urged and entreated him to take some decisive step! I am quite certain nobody would believe it--quite.' 'But, my dear,' said Mr.Nupkins.
'Don't talk to me, you aggravating thing, don't!' said Mrs.Nupkins.
'My love,' said Mr.Nupkins, 'you professed yourself very fond of Captain Fitz-Marshall.

You have constantly asked him here, my dear, and you have lost no opportunity of introducing him elsewhere.' 'Didn't I say so, Henrietta ?' cried Mrs.Nupkins, appealing to her daughter with the air of a much-injured female.