Therefore he now assumed a pair, of grave and prodigious proportions, which not only seriously inconvenienced his nose and his breakfast, but seriously impeded his perusal of the letter.

For, he had the eyes of a microscope and a telescope combined, when they were unassisted.
'It's from Mr.Honeythunder, of course,' said the old lady, folding her arms.
'Of course,' assented her son.

He then lamely read on: '"Haven of Philanthropy, Chief Offices, London, Wednesday.
'"DEAR MADAM, '"I write in the--;" In the what's this?
What does he write in ?' 'In the chair,' said the old lady.
The Reverend Septimus took off his spectacles, that he might see her face, as he exclaimed: 'Why, what should he write in ?' 'Bless me, bless me, Sept,' returned the old lady, 'you don't see the context! Give it back to me, my dear.' Glad to get his spectacles off (for they always made his eyes water), her son obeyed: murmuring that his sight for reading manuscript got worse and worse daily.
'"I write,"' his mother went on, reading very perspicuously and precisely, '"from the chair, to which I shall probably be confined for some hours."' Septimus looked at the row of chairs against the wall, with a half-protesting and half-appealing countenance.
'"We have,"' the old lady read on with a little extra emphasis, '"a meeting of our Convened Chief Composite Committee of Central and District Philanthropists, at our Head Haven as above; and it is their unanimous pleasure that I take the chair."' Septimus breathed more freely, and muttered: 'O! if he comes to _that_, let him.' '"Not to lose a day's post, I take the opportunity of a long report being read, denouncing a public miscreant--"' 'It is a most extraordinary thing,' interposed the gentle Minor Canon, laying down his knife and fork to rub his ear in a vexed manner, 'that these Philanthropists are always denouncing somebody.

And it is another most extraordinary thing that they are always so violently flush of miscreants!' '"Denouncing a public miscreant--"'-- the old lady resumed, '"to get our little affair of business off my mind.

I have spoken with my two wards, Neville and Helena Landless, on the subject of their defective education, and they give in to the plan proposed; as I should have taken good care they did, whether they liked it or not."' 'And it is another most extraordinary thing,' remarked the Minor Canon in the same tone as before, 'that these philanthropists are so given to seizing their fellow-creatures by the scruff of the neck, and (as one may say) bumping them into the paths of peace .-- I beg your pardon, Ma dear, for interrupting.' '"Therefore, dear Madam, you will please prepare your son, the Rev.Mr.
Septimus, to expect Neville as an inmate to be read with, on Monday next.
On the same day Helena will accompany him to Cloisterham, to take up her quarters at the Nuns' House, the establishment recommended by yourself and son jointly.