"What new idea has Uncle John conceived ?" "First," replied the Major, "he has bought an automobile as big as a baggage car.

Next he has engaged a chauffeur who is a wild Canadian Indian with a trace of erratic French blood in his veins--a combination liable to result in anything.

Mr.Wampus, the half-breed calls himself, and from the looks of him he's murdered many a one in his day." "Oh, Major!" "Show me an automobile driver that hasn't.

Myrtle knows.

It's no trick to knock over a peaceful pedestrian or so, to say nothing of chickens, cats and dogs mangled by the roadside.