"And Bull Durham is only five cents a bag, and a bag ought to last a week.

And every Saturday night, sir, you shall have a cigar after dinner, with the Major.

It's it our regular practice." "Thank you, Patsy," said Uncle John, meekly, and gathered up his forty-two cents.
"You've now a home, and a manager, sir, with money in the bank of Patsy & Company, Limited," announced the Major.

"You ought to be very contented, sir." "I am," replied Uncle John..