Some day you shall hear it all, for I guess it would please you.' 'How do you use it ?' I asked.
'Well, I get early noos of what is going on in this cabbage-patch.
Likewise I get authentic noos of the rest of Europe, and I can send a message to Mr X.

in Petrograd and Mr Y.

in London, or, if I wish, to Mr Z.

in Noo York.

What's the matter with that for a post-office?
I'm the best informed man in Constantinople, for old General Liman only hears one side, and mostly lies at that, and Enver prefers not to listen at all.