There'd be two 'pinions about a cracked bell, if the bell could hear itself." "Well, Mr.Macey," said poor Tookey, serious amidst the general laughter, "I undertook to partially fill up the office of parish-clerk by Mr.Crackenthorp's desire, whenever your infirmities should make you unfitting; and it's one of the rights thereof to sing in the choir--else why have you done the same yourself ?" "Ah! but the old gentleman and you are two folks," said Ben Winthrop.
"The old gentleman's got a gift.

Why, the Squire used to invite him to take a glass, only to hear him sing the "Red Rovier"; didn't he, Mr.
Macey?
It's a nat'ral gift.

There's my little lad Aaron, he's got a gift--he can sing a tune off straight, like a throstle.

But as for you, Master Tookey, you'd better stick to your "Amens": your voice is well enough when you keep it up in your nose.

It's your inside as isn't right made for music: it's no better nor a hollow stalk." This kind of unflinching frankness was the most piquant form of joke to the company at the Rainbow, and Ben Winthrop's insult was felt by everybody to have capped Mr.Macey's epigram.
"I see what it is plain enough," said Mr.Tookey, unable to keep cool any longer.