CHAPTER II.
THE PHILISTINES.
The Triple Alliance, the formation of which has just been described, was destined to be no mere form of speech or empty display of friendship.
The members had solemnly sworn to stand by one another whatever happened, and the manner in which they carried out their resolve, and the important consequences which resulted from their concerted actions, will be made known to the reader as our story progresses.
Poor Mugford certainly seemed likely to be a heavy drag on the association; he was constantly tumbling into trouble, and needing to be pulled out again by those who had promised to be his friends.
An instance of this occurred on the day following Diggory's arrival at The Birches.

He and Vance had gone down after morning school into what was called the playroom, to partake of two more of the latter's mince-pies, and on their return to the schoolroom found a crowd assembled round Acton, who, seated on the top of a small cupboard which always served as a judicial bench, was hearing a case in which Mugford was the defendant, while Jacobs and another boy named Cross appeared as plaintiffs.
The charge was that the former was indebted to the latter for the sum of half a crown, which he had borrowed towards the end of the previous term, in separate amounts of one shilling and eighteen pence, promising to repay them, with interest, immediately after the holidays.

The money had been expended in the purchase of a disreputable old canary bird, for which Noaks, the manservant, had agreed to find board and lodging during the Christmas vacation.

Now, when the creditors reminded Mugford of his obligations, they found him totally unable to meet their demands for payment.
"Now, look here," said Acton, addressing the defendant with great severity, "no humbug--how much money did you bring back with you ?" "Well, I had to pay my brother before I came away for my share in a telescope we bought last summer, and then--" "Bother your brother and the telescope! Why can't you answer my question?
How much money did you bring back with you ?" "Only five bob." "Then why in the name of Fortune don't you pay up ?" "Because I had to pay all that to Noaks for bird-seed." "D'you mean to say that that bird ate five shillings' worth of seed in four weeks ?" "Well, so Noaks says; he told me he'd kept scores of birds in his time, but he'd 'never seen one so hearty at its grub before.' Those were the very words he used, and he said it was eating nearly all the day, and that's one reason why it looks such a dowdy colour, and never sings." "Well, all I can say is, if you believe all Noaks tells you, you're a fool.

But that's no reason why these two chaps should be done out of their money; so now, how are you going to pay them ?" "If they only wait till pocket-money's given out--" began Mugford.
"Oh no, we shan't!" interrupted Cross.