At home he has to sleep with the other two boys, and he doesn't like it.

Why can't I sleep with father, Uncle Jim ?" says he.

'Everybody in the Bible slept with their fathers.' As for the questions he asks, the minister himself couldn't answer them.

They fair swamp me.

'Uncle Jim, if I wasn't ME who'd I be ?' and, 'Uncle Jim, what would happen if God died ?' He fired them two off at me tonight, afore he went to sleep.