Eagerly tearing it open, I sought for something which might explain my unhappy position.

It bore the same date as the official letter, and ran thus:-- My Dear Charley,--I joined yesterday, just in time to enjoy the heartiest laugh I have had since our meeting.

If notoriety can gratify you, by Jove, you have it; for Charles O'Malley and his man Mickey Free are bywords in every mess from Villa Formosa to the rear-guard.
As it's only fair you should participate a little in the fun you've originated, let me explain the cause.

Your inimitable man Mike, to whom it appears you intrusted the report of killed and wounded for the adjutant-general, having just at that moment accomplished a letter to his friends at home, substituted his correspondence for your returns, and doubtless, sent the list of the casualties as very interesting information to his sweetheart in Ireland.

If such be the case, I hope and trust she has taken the blunder in better part than old Colbourn, who swears he'll bring you to a court-martial, under Heaven knows what charges.