[Roughing It Part 4. by Mark Twain]@TWC D-Link bookRoughing It Part 4. CHAPTER XXXI 10/18
I'm the man, am I? It's me you're goin' to murder, is it? But you can't do it 'thout I get one chance first, you thievin' black-hearted, white-livered son of a nigger! Draw your weepon!" With that, Arkansas began to shoot, and the landlord to clamber over benches, men and every sort of obstacle in a frantic desire to escape. In the midst of the wild hubbub the landlord crashed through a glass door, and as Arkansas charged after him the landlord's wife suddenly appeared in the doorway and confronted the desperado with a pair of scissors! Her fury was magnificent.
With head erect and flashing eye she stood a moment and then advanced, with her weapon raised.
The astonished ruffian hesitated, and then fell back a step.
She followed. She backed him step by step into the middle of the bar-room, and then, while the wondering crowd closed up and gazed, she gave him such another tongue-lashing as never a cowed and shamefaced braggart got before, perhaps! As she finished and retired victorious, a roar of applause shook the house, and every man ordered "drinks for the crowd" in one and the same breath. The lesson was entirely sufficient.
The reign of terror was over, and the Arkansas domination broken for good.
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