A very important fact in statistics may thus be gathered from the poll-books of this county, which proves it to be the healthiest part of Europe,--a freeholder has not died in it for the last fifty years." "The 'Kiltopher boys' won't come this time; they say there's no use trying to vote when so many were transported last assizes for perjury." "They're poor-spirited creatures," said another.
"Not they,--they are as decent boys as any we have; they're willing to wreck the town for fifty shillings' worth of spirits.

Besides, if they don't vote for the county, they will for the borough." This declaration seemed to restore these interesting individuals to favor; and now all attention was turned towards Bodkin, who was detailing the plan of a grand attack upon the polling-booths, to be headed by himself.

By this time, all the prudence and guardedness of the party had given way; whiskey was in the ascendant, and every bold stroke of election policy, every cunning artifice, every ingenious device, was detailed and applauded in a manner which proved that self-respect was not the inevitable gift of "mountain dew." The mirth and fun grew momentarily more boisterous, and Miles Bodkin, who had twice before been prevented proposing some toast by a telegraphic signal from the other end of the table, now swore that nothing should prevent him any longer, and rising with a smoking tumbler in his hand, delivered himself as follows:-- "No, no, Phil Blake, ye needn't be winkin' at me that way; it's little I care for the spawn of the ould serpent.

[Here great cheers greeted the speaker, in which, without well knowing why, I heartily joined.] I'm going to give a toast, boys,--a real good toast, none of your sentimental things about wall-flowers or the vernal equinox, or that kind of thing, but a sensible, patriotic, manly, intrepid toast,--toast you must drink in the most universal, laborious, and awful manner: do ye see now?
[Loud cheers.] If any man of you here present doesn't drain this toast to the bottom [here the speaker looked fixedly at me, as did the rest of the company]--then, by the great-gun of Athlone, I'll make him eat the decanter, glass-stopper and all, for the good of his digestion: d'ye see now ?" The cheering at this mild determination prevented my hearing what followed; but the peroration consisted in a very glowing eulogy upon some person unknown, and a speedy return to him as member for Galway.

Amidst all the noise and tumult at this critical moment, nearly every eye at the table was turned upon me; and as I concluded that they had been drinking my uncle's health, I thundered away at the mahogany with all my energy.