In the spirit world.
Q.Are you happy?
A.Very happy.

Perfectly happy.
Q.How do you amuse yourself?
A.Conversation with friends, and other spirits.
Q.What else?
A.Nothing else.

Nothing else is necessary.
Q.What do you talk about?
A.About how happy we are; and about friends left behind in the earth, and how to influence them for their good.
Q.When your friends in the earth all get to the spirit land, what shall you have to talk about then ?--nothing but about how happy you all are?
No reply.

It is explained that spirits will not answer frivolous questions.
Q.How is it that spirits that are content to spend an eternity in frivolous employments, and accept it as happiness, are so fastidious about frivolous questions upon the subject?
No reply.
Q.Would you like to come back?
A.No.
Q.Would you say that under oath?
A.Yes.
Q.What do you eat there?
A.We do not eat.
Q.What do you drink?
A.We do not drink.
Q.What do you smoke?
A.We do not smoke.
Q.What do you read?
A.We do not read.
Q.Do all the good people go to your place?
A.Yes.
Q.You know my present way of life.

Can you suggest any additions to it, in the way of crime, that will reasonably insure my going to some other place.
A.No reply.
Q.When did you die?
A.I did not die, I passed away.
Q.Very well, then, when did you pass away?
How long have you been in the spirit land?
A.We have no measurements of time here.
Q.Though you may be indifferent and uncertain as to dates and times in your present condition and environment, this has nothing to do with your former condition.