[Marse Henry Complete by Henry Watterson]@TWC D-Link bookMarse Henry Complete CHAPTER the Twenty-Sixth 10/18
This was Tom Ochiltree.
He, too, was well born, his father an eminent jurist of Texas; he, himself, a wit, _bon homme_ and raconteur.
Travers once said: "We have three professional liars in America--Tom Ochiltree is one and George Alfred Townsend is the other two." The stories told of Tom would fill a book.
He denied none, however preposterous--was indeed the author of many of the most amusing--of how, when the old judge proposed to take him into law partnership he caused to be painted an office sign: Thomas P.Ochiltree and Father; of his reply to General Grant, who had made him United States Marshal of Texas, and later suggested that it would be well for Tom to pay less attention to the race course: "Why, Mr.President, all that turf publicity relates to a horse named after me, not to me," it being that the horse of the day had been so called; and of General Grant's reply: "Nevertheless, it would be well, Tom, for you to look in upon Texas once in a while"-- in short, of his many sayings and exploits while a member of Congress from the Galveston district; among the rest, that having brought in a resolution tendering sympathy to the German Empire on the death of Herr Laska, the most advanced and distinguished of Radical Socialists, which became for the moment a _cause celebre_.
Tom remarked, "Not that I care a damn about it, except for the prominence it gives to Bismarck." He lived when in Washington at Chamberlin's.
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