AN ABSENT-MINDED COUSIN "Now, Patty," said Cousin Tom, as they walked along the saloon, "I am going to hand you over to the stewardess, who will show you your stateroom.

Go with her, and she will look after you.

I think you would better leave off that heavy coat, as it is too chilly outside to permit of going on deck, and the atmosphere within is quite warm.

Ah, here she is.

Stewardess, this is Miss Fairfield and here is her stateroom key.