But I have found in him one great redeeming feature.

Do you see this little bump on his forehead?
It is this bump which gives him his great talent of dancing and using his feet as nimbly as a human being.

Admire him, O signori, and enjoy yourselves.

I let you, now, be the judges of my success as a teacher of animals.

Before I leave you, I wish to state that there will be another performance tomorrow night.