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Gargantua and Pantagruel
Book III.

CHAPTER 3
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Nor scarce was there any animal which by a fatal disposition did not then revolt from him, and tacitly conspire and covenant with one another to serve him no longer, nor, in case of their ability to resist, to do him any manner of obedience, but rather, to the uttermost of their power, to annoy him with all the hurt and harm they could.

The man, then, that he might maintain his primitive right and prerogative, and continue his sway and dominion over all, both vegetable and sensitive creatures, and knowing of a truth that he could not be well accommodated as he ought without the servitude and subjection of several animals, bethought himself that of necessity he must needs put on arms, and make provision of harness against wars and violence.

By the holy Saint Babingoose, cried out Pantagruel, you are become, since the last rain, a great lifrelofre,--philosopher, I should say.

Take notice, sir, quoth Panurge, when Dame Nature had prompted him to his own arming, what part of the body it was, where, by her inspiration, he clapped on the first harness.

It was forsooth by the double pluck of my little dog the ballock and good Senor Don Priapos Stabo-stando--which done, he was content, and sought no more.


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