[Gargantua and Pantagruel Book II. by Francois Rabelais]@TWC D-Link bookGargantua and Pantagruel Book II. CHAPTER 2 5/5
Doubtless the demand is well made and very apparent, but the answer shall satisfy you, or my wit is not rightly caulked.
And because I was not at that time to tell you anything of my own fancy, I will bring unto you the authority of the Massorets, good honest fellows, true ballockeering blades and exact Hebraical bagpipers, who affirm that verily the said Hurtali was not within the ark of Noah, neither could he get in, for he was too big, but he sat astride upon it, with one leg on the one side and another on the other, as little children use to do upon their wooden horses; or as the great bull of Berne, which was killed at Marinian, did ride for his hackney the great murdering piece called the canon-pevier, a pretty beast of a fair and pleasant amble without all question. In that posture, he, after God, saved the said ark from danger, for with his legs he gave it the brangle that was needful, and with his foot turned it whither he pleased, as a ship answereth her rudder.
Those that were within sent him up victuals in abundance by a chimney, as people very thankfully acknowledging the good that he did them.
And sometimes they did talk together as Icaromenippus did to Jupiter, according to the report of Lucian.
Have you understood all this well? Drink then one good draught without water, for if you believe it not,--no truly do I not, quoth she..
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