You've hurt me considerable." "Sam, I am old, narvous, and irritable.

I was wrong to speak unkindly to you, very wrong indeed, and I am sorry for it; but don't teaze me no more, that's a good lad; for I feel worse than you do about it.

I beg your pardon, I--" "Well," said Mr.Slick, "to get back to what we was a sayin', for you do talk like a book, that's a fact; '_noscitur a sociis_,' says you." "Ay, 'Birds of a feather flock together,' as the old maxim goes.

Now, Sam, who supported the Whigs ?" "Why, let me see; a few of the lords, a few of the gentry, the repealers, the manufacturin' folks, the independents, the baptists, the dissentin' Scotch, the socialists, the radicals, the discontented, and most of the lower orders, and so on." "Well, who supported the Tories ?" "Why, the majority of the lords, the great body of landed gentry, the univarsities, the whole of the Church of England, the whole of the methodists, amost the principal part of the kirk, the great marchants, capitalists, bankers, lawyers, army and navy officers, and soon." "Now don't take your politics from me, Sam, for I am no politician; but as an American citizen, judge for yourself, which of those two parties is most likely to be right, or which would you like to belong to." "Well, I must say," replied he, "I _do_ think that the larnin', piety, property, and respectability, is on the Tory side; and where all them things is united, right most commonly is found a-joggin' along in company." "Well now, Sam, you know we are a calculatin' people, a commercial people, a practical people.

Europe laughs at us for it.