I ask myself what is a Tory?
I find he is a man who goes the whole figur' for the support of the monarchy, in its three orders, of king, lords, and commons, as by law established; that he is for the connexion of Church and State and so on; and that as the wealthiest man in England, he offers to prove his sincerity, by paying the greatest part of the taxes to uphold these things.

Well, then I ask what is Consarvitism?
I am told that it means, what it imports, a conservation of things as they are.
Where, then, is the difference?
_If there is no difference, it is a mere juggle to change the name: if there is a difference, the word is worse than a juggle, for it don't import any_." "Tell you what," said Mr.Slick, "I heerd an old critter to Halifax once describe 'em beautiful.

He said he could tell a man's politicks by his shirt.

'A Tory, Sir,' said he, for he was a pompious old boy was old Blue-Nose; 'a Tory, Sir,' said he, 'is a gentleman every inch of him, stock, lock, and barrel; and he puts a clean frill shirt on every day.
A Whig, Sir,' says he, 'is a gentleman every other inch of him, and he puts an onfrilled one on every other day.

A Radical, Sir, ain't no gentleman at all, and he only puts one on of a Sunday.