Heavens and airth! I don't wonder the Falls wakes the dead, it makes such an everlastin' almighty noise, does Niagara.

Waiter, more cocktail, that last was as weak as water.' "'Yes, Sir,' and he swallered it like wink.
"'The stage is ready, Sir.' "'Is it ?' said he, and he jumped in all wet as he was; for time is money and he didn't want to waste neither.

As it drove off, I heerd him say, 'Well them's the Falls, eh! So I have seen the Falls of Niagara and felt 'em too, eh!' "Now, we are better off than Rufus Dodge was, Squire; for we hante got wet, and we hante got frightened, but we can look out o' the winder and say, 'Well, that's Liverpool, eh! so I have--seen Liverpool.'".