[The Attache by Thomas Chandler Haliburton]@TWC D-Link bookThe Attache CHAPTER X 7/9
For Mr. Lett has a kind of nateral genius for blowin' up of monuments. "Now you talk of our Eagle takin' an anchor in its claws as bad taste. I won't say it isn't; but it is a nation sight better nor this.
See what the little admiral critter is about! why he is a stampin' and a jabbin' of the iron heel of his boot into the lifeless body of a fallen foe! It's horrid disgustin', and ain't overly brave nother; and to make matters wus, as if this warn't bad enough, them four emblem figures, have great heavy iron chains on 'em, and a great enormous sneezer of a lion has one part o' the chain in its mouth, and is a-growlin' and a-grinnin' and a-snarling at 'em like mad, as much as to say, 'if you dare to move the sixteen hundredth part of an inch, I will fall to and make mincemeat of you, in less than half no time.
I don't think there never was nothin' so bad as this, ever seen since the days of old daddy Adam down to this present blessed day, I don't indeed.
So don't come for to go, Squire, to tarnt me with the Eagle and the anchor no more, for I don't like it a bit; you'd better look to your '_Nelson monument_' and let us alone.
So come now!" Amidst much that was coarse, and more that was exaggerated, there was still some foundation for the remarks of the Attache. "You arrogate a little too much to yourselves," I observed, "in considering the United States as all America.
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