One gets throwed, another gets all covered with grease, a third loses his hat, a fourth gets run away with by his horse, a fifth sees he can't do it, makes some excuse, and leaves the ground afore the sport is over; and now and then, an unfortunate critter gets a hyste that breaks his own neck.

There is only one on 'em that I have see'd out there, that can do it right.
"It requires some experience, that's a fact.

But let John Bull alone for that; he is a critter that thinks he knows every thing; and if you told him he didn't, he wouldn't believe you, not he.

He'd only pity your ignorance, and look dreadful sorry for you.

Oh if you want to see high life, come and see "a colonial gander pulling." "'Tying up a goose, Sir, is no great harm,' sais I, 'seein' that a goose was made to be killed, picked and devoured, and nothin' else.