What policy are you a indicatin' of ?' "'Why,' sais he, '_that honesty is the best policy_.' "When I heerd him say that, I springs right up on eend, like a rope dancer.

'Give me your hand, Abednego,' sais I; 'you are a man, every inch of you,' and I squeezed it so hard, it made his eyes water.

'I always knowed you had an excellent head-piece,' sais I, 'and now I see the heart is in the right place too.

If you have thrown preachin' overboard, you have kept your morals for ballast, any how.

I feel kinder proud of you; you are jist a fit representat_ive_ for our great nation.
You are a Socdolager, that's a fact.