Never go snacks with them as be older than you,--'cause why?
The older a cove be, the more he cares for hisself, and the less for his partner.

At twenty, we diddles the public; at forty, we diddles our cronies! Be modest, Paul, and stick to your sitivation in life.

Go not with fine tobymen, who burn out like a candle wot has a thief in it,--all flare, and gone in a whiffy! Leave liquor to the aged, who can't do without it.

Tape often proves a halter, and there be's no ruin like blue ruin! Read your Bible, and talk like a pious 'un.
People goes more by your words than your actions.

If you wants what is not your own, try and do without it; and if you cannot do without it, take it away by insinivation, not bluster.