[The Poetical Works of Oliver Wendell Holmes<br> Complete by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.]@TWC D-Link book
The Poetical Works of Oliver Wendell Holmes
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PARTING HYMN
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and Balt.," with my "C.

B.and Q.;" But I never, no never, will sell out of you.
We drink to thy past and thy future to-day, Strong right arm of Boston, stretched out o'er the bay.
May the winds waft the wealth of all nations to thee, And thy dividends flow like the waves of the sea! A POEM SERVED TO ORDER PHI BETA KAPPA, JUNE 26, 1873 THE Caliph ordered up his cook, And, scowling with a fearful look That meant,--We stand no gammon,-- "To-morrow, just at two," he said, "Hassan, our cook, will lose his head, Or serve us up a salmon." "Great sire," the trembling chef replied, "Lord of the Earth and all beside, Sun, Moon, and Stars, and so on (Look in Eothen,-there you'll find A list of titles.

Never mind; I have n't time to go on:) "Great sire," and so forth, thus he spoke, "Your Highness must intend a joke; It doesn't stand to reason For one to order salmon brought, Unless that fish is sometimes caught, And also is in season.
"Our luck of late is shocking bad, In fact, the latest catch we had (We kept the matter shady), But, hauling in our nets,--alack! We found no salmon, but a sack That held your honored Lady!" "Allah is great!" the Caliph said, "My poor Zuleika, you are dead, I once took interest in you." "Perhaps, my Lord, you'd like to know We cut the lines and let her go." "Allah be praised! Continue." "It is n't hard one's hook to bait, And, squatting down, to watch and wait, To see the cork go under; At last suppose you've got your bite, You twitch away with all your might,-- You've hooked an eel, by thunder!" The Caliph patted Hassan's head "Slave, thou hast spoken well," he said, "And won thy master's favor.
Yes; since what happened t' other morn The salmon of the Golden Horn Might have a doubtful flavor.
"That last remark about the eel Has also justice that we feel Quite to our satisfaction.
To-morrow we dispense with fish, And, for the present, if you wish, You'll keep your bulbous fraction." "Thanks! thanks!" the grateful chef replied, His nutrient feature showing wide The gleam of arches dental: "To cut my head off wouldn't pay, I find it useful every day, As well as ornamental.".

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