It was deh funnies' t'ing I ever saw," she cried, coming close to him and leering.
She was trembling with eagerness to tell her tale.

"I was by me door las' night when yer sister and her jude feller came in late, oh, very late.

An' she, the dear, she was a-cryin' as if her heart would break, she was.

It was deh funnies' t'ing I ever saw.

An' right out here by me door she asked him did he love her, did he.