"The Laird of Black-at-the-Bane had a natural son bred to the kirk, that the Presbytery could not be prevailed upon to license; and so." "Ay, ye need say nae mair about it; if there was a laird that had a puir kinsman or a bastard that it wad suit, there's enough said .-- And ye're e'en come back to Liberton to wait for dead men's shoon ?--and for as frail as Mr.Whackbairn is, he may live as lang as you, that are his assistant and successor." "Very like," replied Butler, with a sigh; "I do not know if I should wish it otherwise." "Nae doubt, it's a very vexing thing," continued the good lady, "to be in that dependent station; and you that hae right and title to sae muckle better, I wonder how ye bear these crosses." "_Quos diligit castigat,_" answered Butler; "even the pagan Seneca could see an advantage in affliction, The Heathens had their philosophy, and the Jews their revelation, Mrs.Saddletree, and they endured their distresses in their day.

Christians have a better dispensation than either--but doubtless--" He stopped and sighed.
"I ken what ye mean," said Mrs.Saddletree, looking toward her husband; "there's whiles we lose patience in spite of baith book and Bible--But ye are no gaun awa, and looking sae poorly--ye'll stay and take some kale wi' us ?" Mr.Saddletree laid aside Balfour's Practiques (his favourite study, and much good may it do him), to join in his wife's hospitable importunity.
But the teacher declined all entreaty, and took his leave upon the spot.
"There's something in a' this," said Mrs.Saddletree, looking after him as he walked up the street; "I wonder what makes Mr.Butler sae distressed about Effie's misfortune--there was nae acquaintance atween them that ever I saw or heard of; but they were neighbours when David Deans was on the Laird o' Dumbiedikes' land.

Mr.Butler wad ken her father, or some o' her folk .-- Get up, Mr.Saddletree--ye have set yoursell down on the very brecham that wants stitching--and here's little Willie, the prentice .-- Ye little rin-there-out deil that ye are, what takes you raking through the gutters to see folk hangit ?--how wad ye like when it comes to be your ain chance, as I winna ensure ye, if ye dinna mend your manners ?--And what are ye maundering and greeting for, as if a word were breaking your banes ?--Gang in by, and be a better bairn another time, and tell Peggy to gie ye a bicker o' broth, for ye'll be as gleg as a gled, I'se warrant ye .-- It's a fatherless bairn, Mr.Saddletree, and motherless, whilk in some cases may be waur, and ane would take care o' him if they could--it's a Christian duty." "Very true, gudewife," said Saddletree in reply, "we are _in loco parentis_ to him during his years of pupillarity, and I hae had thoughts of applying to the Court for a commission as factor _loco tutoris,_ seeing there is nae tutor nominate, and the tutor-at-law declines to act; but only I fear the expense of the procedure wad not be _in rem versam,_ for I am not aware if Willie has ony effects whereof to assume the administration." He concluded this sentence with a self-important cough, as one who has laid down the law in an indisputable manner.
"Effects!" said Mrs.Saddletree, "what effects has the puir wean ?--he was in rags when his mother died; and the blue polonie that Effie made for him out of an auld mantle of my ain, was the first decent dress the bairn ever had on.

Poor Effie! can ye tell me now really, wi' a' your law, will her life be in danger, Mr.Saddletree, when they arena able to prove that ever there was a bairn ava ?" "Whoy," said Mr.Saddletree, delighted at having for once in his life seen his wife's attention arrested by a topic of legal discussion--"Whoy, there are two sorts of _murdrum_ or _murdragium,_ or what you _populariter et vulgariser_ call murther.

I mean there are many sorts; for there's your _murthrum per vigilias et insidias,_ and your _murthrum_ under trust." "I am sure," replied his moiety, "that murther by trust is the way that the gentry murther us merchants, and whiles make us shut the booth up--but that has naething to do wi' Effie's misfortune." "The case of Effie (or Euphemia) Deans," resumed Saddletree, "is one of those cases of murder presumptive, that is, a murder of the law's inferring or construction, being derived from certain _indicia_ or grounds of suspicion." "So that," said the good woman, "unless poor Effie has communicated her situation, she'll be hanged by the neck, if the bairn was still-born, or if it be alive at this moment ?" "Assuredly," said Saddletree, "it being a statute made by our Sovereign Lord and Lady, to prevent the horrid delict of bringing forth children in secret--The crime is rather a favourite of the law, this species of murther being one of its ain creation." "Then, if the law makes murders," said Mrs.Saddletree, "the law should be hanged for them; or if they wad hang a lawyer instead, the country wad find nae faut." A summons to their frugal dinner interrupted the farther progress of the conversation, which was otherwise like to take a turn much less favourable to the science of jurisprudence and its professors, than Mr.
Bartoline Saddletree, the fond admirer of both, had at its opening anticipated..