That is really all you can speak with authority about.

When you have Gordon and Stanley dishes on the bill-of-fare, you feel ashamed to say you've been in Egypt.

Anyway, I am a faker and I don't care, and I proved it today by being photographed on a camel in front of the Pyramids, and if that wasn't impertinence I do not know its name.

I accordingly went and bought a lot of gold dresses for Nora as a penance.
As a matter of fact, unless I get into the interior for a month and see something new, I shall consider the trip a failure, except as a most amusing holiday for one, and that was not exactly what I wanted or all I wanted.

After this I shall go to big cities only and stay there.
Everybody travels and everybody sees as much as you do and says nothing of it, certainly does not presume to write a book about it.