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Lay Morals

CHAPTER IV--THE PHILOSOPHY OF UMBRELLAS {151} It is wonderful to think what a turn has been given to our whole Society by the fact that we live under the sign of Aquarius--that our climate is essentially wet
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Any one acquainted with the growth of Society, and knowing out of what small seeds of cause are produced great revolutions, and wholly new conditions of intercourse, sees from this simple thought how the carriage of an umbrella came to indicate frugality, judicious regard for bodily welfare, and scorn for mere outward adornment, and, in one word, all those homely and solid virtues implied in the term RESPECTABILITY.

Not that the umbrella's costliness has nothing to do with its great influence.

Its possession, besides symbolising (as we have already indicated) the change from wild Esau to plain Jacob dwelling in tents, implies a certain comfortable provision of fortune.

It is not every one that can expose twenty-six shillings' worth of property to so many chances of loss and theft.

So strongly do we feel on this point, indeed, that we are almost inclined to consider all who possess really well-conditioned umbrellas as worthy of the Franchise.


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