[Lay Morals by Robert Louis Stevenson]@TWC D-Link bookLay Morals CHAPTER III--DEBATING SOCIETIES 4/11
Even at last, even when they have exhausted all their ideas, even after the would-be peroration has finally refused to perorate, they remain upon their feet with their mouths open, waiting for some further inspiration, like Chaucer's widow's son in the dung-hole, after 'His throat was kit unto the nekke bone,' in vain expectation of that seed that was to be laid upon his tongue, and give him renewed and clearer utterance. These men may have something to say, if they could only say it--indeed they generally have; but the next class are people who, having nothing to say, are cursed with a facility and an unhappy command of words, that makes them the prime nuisances of the society they affect.
They try to cover their absence of matter by an unwholesome vitality of delivery. They look triumphantly round the room, as if courting applause, after a torrent of diluted truism.
They talk in a circle, harping on the same dull round of argument, and returning again and again to the same remark with the same sprightliness, the same irritating appearance of novelty. After this set, any one is tolerable; so we shall merely hint at a few other varieties.
There is your man who is pre-eminently conscientious, whose face beams with sincerity as he opens on the negative, and who votes on the affirmative at the end, looking round the room with an air of chastened pride.
There is also the irrelevant speaker, who rises, emits a joke or two, and then sits down again, without ever attempting to tackle the subject of debate.
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