I am at a loss to know now why you did not advertise." Our visitor gave a rather shamefaced laugh.

"Shillings have not been so plentiful with me as they once were," he remarked.

"I had no doubt that the gang of roughs who assaulted me had carried off both my hat and the bird.

I did not care to spend more money in a hopeless attempt at recovering them." "Very naturally.

By the way, about the bird, we were compelled to eat it." "To eat it!" Our visitor half rose from his chair in his excitement.
"Yes, it would have been of no use to anyone had we not done so.
But I presume that this other goose upon the sideboard, which is about the same weight and perfectly fresh, will answer your purpose equally well ?" "Oh, certainly, certainly," answered Mr.Baker with a sigh of relief.
"Of course, we still have the feathers, legs, crop, and so on of your own bird, so if you wish--" The man burst into a hearty laugh.